More from the mouths of babes...

Me: "Adam, did you just smell your feet?"
A-Boy: "No. I just picked my nose with mys feet."

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A-Boy: "I'm done with my crib. Where's my big boy bed? I think it's out in the garage. You need to go get it. I've been growing and growing so fast, so I'm done with my crib. I thinks we need my big boy mattress."

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I was sitting on the floor the other night, leaning on the couch while A-Girl lounged on the cushions. I was admonishing her for some sassy talk when, in the middle of my sentence, she rolled onto her side, pulled her pants down and put her bottom in my face. I was dumbstruck. Nearly speechless. She was giggling like a madwoman by this point and I downpoured on her parade by sending her upstairs for jammie-time.

Un-buh-lievable!

I actually had to try really hard to keep from laughing and she did get a talking to.

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A-Boy: "Mommy, dogs are so smart." pause pause "Our Kiki [cat] just bites."

...hm...think he's trying to get a dog outta me?! :-)